Subject: HP, The Black Monologues [R] Date: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 10:02 AM Title: The Black Monologues Rating: R Author: Nehal Email: email@example.com Summary: Black presents an account of himself. Notes: This is in 'poetic' format. Just something I was experimenting on at the time of writing. I thought it added to the piquency. I could be wrong shrugs
The name's Black-
I'm an innocent yet to be exonerated.
And yes, before you all start yapping-
I know what the word means.
I may be on the run, but I'm not thick-
Well, not in the intelligence department anyway.
So anyway, where was I?
Oh yeah- exonerated-
I was captured for killing my best friend, his wife-
A rat, and several muggles-
I didn't do it of course.
But no one believed me and so I was sent-
Actually it was more of a push-
I was thrown into Azkaban.
That's a jail if you didn't know.
A bad ass, Wizard jail that-
Well let's just say it sucks the fun right out of you.
I was in this jail. Azkaban. For twelve years.
When I came out everything was different.
The grass was greener.
Sun felt warmer-
My best friend was dead and his killer was after his son.
Add to all of that the fact that I couldn't be seen-
And you can probably tell I was fucked.
So I did what any self-respecting Wizard in my situation would do-
I turned into a dog and ran.
No. It's not what you think-
I'm not the type to run away from problems.
I tend to charge towards them.
It's the Marauder in me-
Well, actually it's the masochist, but who really cares?
So, anyway, I ran-
Straight to Hogwarts-
Needless to say, madness ensued.
My best friend's son-
Well, he nearly died, again.
Like a fool I rushed in to save him-
And got captured.
If it wasn't for a nifty timepiece and a strong hippogriff-
A nifty timepiece, a strong hippogriff and a smart wizard-
I'd have been toast.
This brings me to my next topic-
No, not toast-
I know what you're all thinking-
I'm not that insane yet. For Pete's sake he's only thirteen-
I'm not a child molester-
Just in love-
I love Harry.
Wish he were mine-
Aren't I the delusional one?
The name's Black by the way-
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