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Title: I Saw Buffy Kissing You-Know-Who
Author: Jemima
Contact: btvs@jemimap.cjb.net
Series: BtVS
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG
Codes: B/S
Summary: Just a filk, folks. Move along now.
Disclaimer: I'm not sure who wrote "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause", but this parody is protected by the copyright laws of the United States of America nonetheless.
Date: November 25, 2001


I Saw Buffy Kissing You-Know-Who

I saw Buffy kissing you-know-who
In the street to show-tunes Tuesday night
She didn't see me peep
From the dance-hall at her creep
She thought that I was kum-
Ba-ya-ya-ing with the rest.
But, I saw Buffy telling you-know-who
Secrets she won't sing to human friends
Oh what a scene it would have been
If her Watcher had only seen
Buffy kissing you-know-who that night.

I saw Buffy kissing Randy Giles
Underneath a disco ball one night.
She didn't see me peep
Round the corner at her creep
She thought that I was tucked
Up in my bedroom there to weep.
Then I saw Buffy kissing you-know-who
And bringing down the building Tuesday night
Oh what a scene it would have been
If her Watcher had only seen
Buffy kissing you-know-who that night.


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